If it's sitting there and I'm bored I'll read it. . .so long ass it's not a romance novel. . . should you ever see me reading a romance novel please rescue me from a tragic death of 'lack of mental stimulation'. . . lol. . . Now keep in mind it doesn't bother me if you like that type of book it's just not for me. . . I'd rather live than read my own stories in that area! ;)~ lol

Adventure! Hellboy 1 & 2, The Mummy Series, The Indiana Jones Series, The Harry Potter Series, Brokeback Mountain, My Fair Lady, Practical Magic

Anything so long as the mood is right. . .I listen to music constantly.

I'm into alot of things and I'm always willing to try something new, but I do enjoy: reading, the arts, crafts, scrapbooking, archeology, Egyptology, swimming, camping, classic cars, fly-fishing, medieval and Renniasance historical re-enactment, hiking, cooking, gardening, sewing, woodworking, classic motorcyles and choppers, classical music, tattoos, photography, writing, bellydance, archery, cocktails with the girls, spur of the moment trips with the girls, harrassing "pirates" with the girls, The Girls weekends, and of course just in general the girls!! lol

I'm the Sales & Service Rep. for a medical oxygen and equipment company. I LOVE my job and finally feel like I'm getting paid what I deserve and love what I do. . .I'm so lucky, how many people can say that?!?! It's kind of sappy but I feel like I make a difference when I go to work each morning because even though I've only been on the job a little over a month I've already seen some pretty major changes I've been able to help with, such as helping an elderly man get the medications he couldn't afford that he literally would have died without. . . the downside is having to deal with a goverment system that doesn't care about people and would have been fine with letting that man die! But I guess it's that balance of good and bad that makes the good all that much better! :)

Humor, humor, and humor. . . if you can't laugh at yourself then don't bother with me cause you should be warned that I WILL laugh at you. . . ALOT! (not in a mean way though!) The upside is that 99% of the time I'm either a total ass or a complete klutz so you"ll have alot to laugh at in return! LOL!

Graphics / Myspace layouts

Anal-retentiveness, closeminded-ness, liars, cheats, the easily offended, martyrs, people with a severe lack of intelligence by their own choice, pompous-ness, and people who can't deal with their own emotions so to avoid those feelings they hurt the innocent people who care for them.

About me??? Well there are alot of things that can describe me but nothing that really truly defines me in the sense that it "pigeon holes" me, my personality, or my life....in fact I take great pleasure in seeing someones face after they think they have me all figured out, until they hear or see something new and their thrown a huge curveball! lol It annoys the hell out of me when people label each other and then freak out when their labels turn out to be wrong. So do the world a favor and just take the time to get to know people before judging.

(stepping off soapbox) LOL

A few of the things that describe me.... I'm;
~ a closet rebel
~ a history nut
~ somebody who can find humor in just about everything
~ my Nana's favorite oldest
~ addicted to Ben & Jerry's "Dublin Mudslide" ice cream
~ a tomboy at heart
~ a camping fanatic
~ hot-tempered at times
~ an art lover
~ a mom
~ an Amazon
~ a person lucky enough to have the world's greatest friends! (winks)
~ the proud owner of the largest female feet of any person I know! LMAO!
~ a fishing nut
~ the first to fight for the little guy, though it usually just ends up getting me in trouble!
~ fluent in sarcasm
~ an avid reader
~ Maimee....and proud of it dammit!
~ still searching for the "perfect" 4x4
~ a horrendous speller
~ a stupendous bullshitter... lol
~ an honest person
~ someone willing to try just about anything once if for nothing else but the great story to tell later! lol
~ into bellydancing, though I wouldn't be caught dead dancing in public
~ possessed by my evil twin at times...lol
~ sombody who makes mistakes and isn't afraid to pay the fiddler his due when I'm done...then later, of course, tell the story about it...lol
~ a bit lost most of the time
~ able to quiet screaming children and grown men with a single eyebrow
~ constantly enamored with some new project
~ a dreamer
~ infatuated with the color orange
~ afraid of heights
~ a cooking nut
~ a wanna-be hermit
~ the black sheep of the family or as I like to put it the Milk Man's Kid
~ constantly looking for the next big adventure
~ someone who's well-rounded and in general a good person!
So if there's anything else you'd care to know just ask because my theory is that if you have the balls to ask the question then you deserve an honest answer! lol Unless it's dirty, then it's...nonna-yo-bid-ness....but even then I'd probably tell ya if I knew ya! LMAO!!!